If there was no sex, people would love each other for the right reasons. |
If Monday was a person, I would surely kick its balls. |
Real woman makes your dick hard, not your life! |
Women are like a bottle of wine. Sometimes it's difficult to get their top off. |
When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard. |
Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot. |
A platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other. |
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue. |
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. |
I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday. |