Isn't every child a 'Fucking' trophy? |
I believe in safe sex. I've got a handrail around the bed. |
I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible. |
The boner stands up for what it believes in. |
Love never divides it only multiplies. |
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. |
Women and rocks are very much alike. Men skip the flat ones. |
Having sex on an elevator is wrong on so many levels. |
Weight is the new 'Virginity'; Everyone is trying to lose it! |
Husbands are like fires, they go out when unattended. |