Men are like vacations, they never seem to last long enough. |
A flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee. |
Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman. |
For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles. |
Does Thailand has any plan for correcting the spellings of its country and its capital? |
A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind. |
I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination! |
Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one. |
A man is only as faithful as his options. |
A bitch is not a bitch enough until she can awaken the wolf in you. |