Work is like a gang bang, ten people are behind your ass to take your place. |
Money is just like arse. Everybody has it, but nobody wants to give it! |
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. |
Boobs are a proof that men can focus at two things at a time! |
An impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up. |
At a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask - you can see who the best man is. |
Women are like parking spots. You only need them for a couple of hours. |
Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'. |
I bumped into my ex today. Then I reversed my car and hit that bitch again. |
Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. |