People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. |
Horny wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly. |
Man who is jacking off with almond moisturiser is fucking nuts. |
Nobody's ugly after 2 AM! |
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. |
He who lights the fuse of love, gets big bang. |
Wife who puts her husband in a doghouse will soon find him in a cathouse. |
Girl who sits on a judge's lap gets an honourable discharge. |
Females are like roads - more the curves, more dangerous they are. |
Sex is like a vacation. It never lasts long enough. |