When a male Octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female Octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new penis. If that is the most epic way to tell someone to go fuck yourself, I don't know what is! |
What do you call a techie nerd with a cute ass? Sunder Pichai |
If bedbugs are found on beds, whoever came up with the name cockroach? |
What do you call a girl who fucks her uncle? Chacha Chaudri! |
A man from Lucknow at the chemist: Chhote Nawab Ke Liye Sherwani Dikhaiye! |
Behen Ke Lode Bread Ka Sabse Upar Wala Aur Neeche Wal Slice Toh Kha Nahi Pata, Aur Facebook Pe Ladkiyon Ko Message Karta Hai, "Baby I will eat your ass!" |
If you could read my mind, I'm pretty sure you'd either be traumatized or sexually aroused or both! |
I was watching a porn clip on the net earlier. It was titled, 'Lawyer fucks client'. It was filed under the category 'Reality'! |
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?" "Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave. "Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade!" |
NEWS Flash: Viagra Shipment Stolen. Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals! |