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  • If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check!Upload to Facebook
    If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check!
  • Breaking News:<br/>
Another COVID forced merger.<br/>
Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.<br/>
The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    Another COVID forced merger.
    Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson.
    The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang!
  • Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!Upload to Facebook
    Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower!
  • Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho!<br/>
Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!Upload to Facebook
    Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho!
    Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!!
  • I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight.<br/>
You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that?Upload to Facebook
    I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight.
    You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that?
  • What do you call a devotee of porn?<br/>
CumBhakt!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a devotee of porn?
    CumBhakt!
  • A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly,  the ceiling fan starts rotating.<br/>
Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!<br/>
Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!Upload to Facebook
    A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating.
    Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan!
    Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega!
  • We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!Upload to Facebook
    We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place!
  • Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!Upload to Facebook
    Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel!
  • Santa has always been a quick thinker.<br/>
He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?<br/>
She: No<br/>
Santa: Then I am THE guy!Upload to Facebook
    Santa has always been a quick thinker.
    He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?
    She: No
    Santa: Then I am THE guy!
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