If you are over 50, it's no longer called masturbation it's called a system check! |
Breaking News: Another COVID forced merger. Victoria Secret to merge with Smith & Wesson. The new company will be called Titty Titty Bang Bang! |
Telling people it's a good idea to wear masks several months into a pandemic is like bringing condoms to a baby shower! |
Gujrati Boy: Hi Kemcho! Punjabi Boy: Oye Ben Cho!! |
I am a fat ass, but I can lose weight. You are a dumb ass, how are you going to fix that? |
What do you call a devotee of porn? CumBhakt! |
A Punjabi couple was having sex. Suddenly, the ceiling fan starts rotating. Husband: Bhenchod Batti Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Lavan! Wife: Haan... Main Vi Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Lavan... Eh Kanjarkhanna Te Baad Vich Wi Ho Jayega! |
We men are simple creatures. We think and pee from the same place! |
Sex is cool but have you ever wanted to cancel plans but didn't and then they cancel! |
Santa has always been a quick thinker. He saw this hot girl in a pub and asked her: Do you want the best sex of your life tonight? She: No Santa: Then I am THE guy! |