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Upload to Facebook People always tell me to practice safe sex but I tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole! -
Upload to Facebook My neighbour's wife discovered that I am active in the stock market.
Every morning she asks, "Aaj Chadega Kya?" -
Upload to Facebook Do you also imagine the bride and groom having sex when you go to a wedding or are you normal? -
Upload to Facebook A man admitted his pregnant wife to the hospital.
Doctor: The baby is coming early.
Lady: Like father, like son! -
Upload to Facebook The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees...
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Men will start unzipping! -
Upload to Facebook Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Foster:s, Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available! -
Upload to Facebook You can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits! -
Upload to Facebook A Million Dollar Advice:
Before making any costly promise to a woman, masturbate twice.
It may change your opinion! -
Upload to Facebook An ISRO Scientist on the first night to his wife: Darling, shall I take you to the Moon first or the Jupiter first?
Wife: Let me see the rocket first! -
Upload to Facebook Before Sex:
You help each other to get naked and after sex, you only dress.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you when you are fucked!
