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Upload to Facebook Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?
Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.
Santa: How does fox do?
Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto shouting, "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.
Santa: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena. I'm watching Lawn Tennis! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Dear, my stomach is getting bigger... I think I'm pregnant!
Santa: Yes and I know who's the Daddy!
Jeeto: Who?
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Santa: McDonald's, KFC and Pizza Hut! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.
Banta: How?
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I would never go "bungee jumping".
Banta: Why?
Santa: A broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out. -
Upload to Facebook Santa goes into a chemist for some Viagra. "Can I get it over the counter?", he asked. "You can if you take three", said the chemist. -
Upload to Facebook Santa to his wife, "I had a wet dream about you last night".
Jeeto: Awww, did you ?
Santa: Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I don't understand the point of Dance Bars.
Banta: Why?
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take my money & sexually frustrate me, I better stay at home with my wife. -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Santa: HAND made things are always costly. -
Upload to Facebook Santa(BA) saw a poster at a police station.
"2 ENGINEERS Wanted for Rape!"
Santa: Shit man! These engineers aways get the best jobs!
