Quotes



What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.

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If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.

Locks keep honest people honest; criminals will still find their way in.

The cost of a thing is that amount of life which must be exchanged for it.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

When you don't talk, there's a lot of stuff that ends up not getting said.

If life is a battleground, then words are my fighter jets and thoughts, my nuclear weapons.

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Theory is important, at least in theory.

One major construction flaw in the universe is humans not having earlids. This simple device would have staved off many quarrels and strife.

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I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.