Quotes



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What we see depends mainly on what we look for.

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I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

We are never prepared for what we expect.

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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

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Liability and Lie-ability are lifelong companions.

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Once you are dead, you are made for life.

Some things have to be believed to be seen.