I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.
A canter is the cure for every evil.
Never play cat and mouse games if you're a mouse.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
Love to eat them mousies. Mousies what I love to eat. Bite they little heads off. Nibble on they tiny feet.
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses.
A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
