Quotes



The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times -- the cat not even once.

The dog is mentioned in the Bible eighteen times -- the cat not even once.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water.

Pet a dog where he can't scratch and he`ll always be your friend.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven`t got the guts to bite people themselves.