Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se, Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar;
Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Bakwas Nahi Karte!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Wah Wah! Dil Mein Dard Hai Aur Ankhon Mein Ansu Hai;
Zara Apni Wale Ka Number Dena, Suna Hai Baadi Dhassu Hai!
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne K Baad;
Ab Kisiko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne K Baad;
Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad;
Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!
Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Ajib Hote Hai;
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Garib Hote Hai;
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hai;
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai!
Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega?
Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega?
Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna;
Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
Wah Wah!
Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiana Sajane Se Darte Hain;
Baagon Mein Phool Khilanne Se Darte Hain;
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaaeinge Hazaaro Dil;
Tabi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananee Se Darte Hain!
Daarhi Ka Ek Baal Bhi Baqi Nahin Raha;
Begum, Yeh Kya Mila Diya Tu Ne Khizaab Mein!
Translation:
Khizaab: Hairdye
Aashiqi Ka Ho Bura Haal;
Ishne Bigaare Saare Kaam;
Hum Toh A.B. Mein Rahe;
Aghiaar B.A. Pass Ho Gaye!
Translation:
Aghiaar: Others
Woh Mujhse Milkar Royi Itna Ki;
Uski Naak Ka Bulbula Dekh Kar Meri Hasi Nikal Gayi!
