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  • Pain makes you stronger.
    Tears make you braver.
    Heartache makes you wiser.
    And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap!
  • If you are offended by my sarcasm?<br />
Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it!Upload to Facebook
    If you are offended by my sarcasm?
    Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it!
  • Husband: Why are you always on your phone?<br />
Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Why are you always on your phone?
    Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here!
  • Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
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    Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: Professional courtesy! =======================
  • Balance is not something you find.<br />
It's something you create!Upload to Facebook
    Balance is not something you find.
    It's something you create!
  • Surrender and let the winds of change guide you in a new direction.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
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  • What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?<br />
You're a great sport... when you lose!Upload to Facebook
    What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?
    You're a great sport... when you lose!
  • Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?<br />
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get  there!Upload to Facebook
    Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
    Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!
  • Girl: I wish you were more romantic.<br />
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: I wish you were more romantic.
    Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!
  • Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?<br />
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
    Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!
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