Corona Mahamari Khatarnaak Roop Le Chuki Hai... Aap Jaldi Se Kisi Nazdeeki Chunaav Rally Mein Shamil Hokar Apna Aur Apno Ka Bachao Karein! |
Log Kehte Hain... Tum Toh Bade Log Ho Yaad Bhi Nahi Karte. Hum Puchte Hain Ki Tumhari Kaun Si Khoon Se Likhi Chitthiyan Aati Hain! |
Doctor: So how's your diet and exercise going? Man: Pretty well I should say. Yesterday I had a juice cleanse and went for a brisk walk. Wife: Yesterday you had an entire bottle of wine and then fell down the stairs! |
When a convenience store is located far away, why doesn't it become an inconvenience store! |
Girls can finish a novel in a day, but can't read your message! |
A thing to remember: If you keep your circle small, the joint comes back to you faster! |
Nobody is as deluded and optimistic as a first-time parent claiming that their child will not get to see YouTube or television until they're older! |
Show up to the doctor 15 minutes late and your appointment is cancelled. Show up on time and wait for an hour to be seen! |
We isolate now so that when we gather again, no one is missing! #isolation #covid-19 |
Finally, I have understood the difference between Lock up and Lockdown. Lock-up is staying in police custody and Lockdown is staying in wife's custody. Lock-up might be bailable and Lockdown is certainly non-bailable! |