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  • My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea!Upload to Facebook
    My wife does all her online shopping while she's in the toilet. I think she's suffering from buyarrhea!
  • People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity!Upload to Facebook
    People who hardly post on social media think they have a Master's Degree in maturity!
  • Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage looks so easy and attractive until you get married!
  • Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?<br/>
Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.<br/>
Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.<br/>
Colleague 2: His wife saw that too!Upload to Facebook
    Colleague 1: Why is Santa absent today?
    Colleague 2: He is in the hospital.
    Colleague 1: But I saw him dancing with a beautiful girl at the bar last night.
    Colleague 2: His wife saw that too!
  • Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws?Upload to Facebook
    Guys who think that only God can judge you, shall I introduce you to my in-laws?
  • Millions of people are worried their phone numbers were leaked online. Thirty years ago, people jumped through hoops to make sure their phone numbers and addresses were published in phone books and distributed to everyone!Upload to Facebook
    Millions of people are worried their phone numbers were leaked online. Thirty years ago, people jumped through hoops to make sure their phone numbers and addresses were published in phone books and distributed to everyone!
  • WHO Announcement.<br/><br/>

Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.<br/>
Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.<br/>
The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.<br/>
This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.<br/>
~ World Husband OrganizationUpload to Facebook
    WHO Announcement.

    Anyone married for 25 years or more does not need to take any vaccine.
    Men in such categories have superior immunities to all viruses, infections or spousal criticisms.
    The immune system of such males is so powerful and can resist anything.
    This stunning declaration was released by the WHO Secretary General.
    ~ World Husband Organization
  • Travel at your own pace.<br/>
You'll arrive!Upload to Facebook
    Travel at your own pace.
    You'll arrive!
  • Getting a Vaccine and thinking you are Covid free is just like getting married and assuming it's Happily Ever After!Upload to Facebook
    Getting a Vaccine and thinking you are Covid free is just like getting married and assuming it's Happily Ever After!
  • If you are single it's probably because you are so sexy that people don't ask you out in fear of rejection!Upload to Facebook
    If you are single it's probably because you are so sexy that people don't ask you out in fear of rejection!
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