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  • Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite.</br>
You just grew.</br>
Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!Upload to Facebook
    Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn't mean you can't advocate against it now. It doesn't make you a hypocrite.
    You just grew.
    Don't let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset!
  • Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better.</br>
Good Night!Upload to Facebook
    Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better.
    Good Night!
  • What happens when frogs park illegally?</br>
They get toad!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when frogs park illegally?
    They get toad!
  • What if FedEx and UPS merged together?</br>
They will be called FedUps!Upload to Facebook
    What if FedEx and UPS merged together?
    They will be called FedUps!
  • Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father.</br>
But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook.</br></br>

IT WAS A SCAM!Upload to Facebook
    Before our marriage, my wife said all she wanted me to be was a true lover, a trusted friend & a loving father.
    But she never told me that she also wanted me to be an electrician, plumber, cleaner, babysitter, launderer, sweeper, mechanic, driver & cook.

    IT WAS A SCAM!
  • My teacher asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.</br>
When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail!Upload to Facebook
    My teacher asked me to make up a sentence using the words defence, defeat and detail.
    When a horse jumps over defence defeat goes first then detail!
  • There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!</br>
Terrible king, but made a great ruler!Upload to Facebook
    There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!
    Terrible king, but made a great ruler!
  • ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ!</br>
ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਸਉ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤ!!</br></br>

If you make friends with the self-willed Mamukhs, O friend, who can you ask for peace?</br>
Make friends with the Gurmukhs, And focus your consciousness on the True Guru!</br>
~ SGGS Ji: Ang 1421Upload to Facebook
    ਮਨਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸੁਖ ਕਿ ਪੁਛਿਹ ਮਿਤ!
    ਗੁਰਮੁਖ ਸਉ ਕਰਿ ਦੋਸਤੀ ਸਤਿਗੁਰ ਸਉ ਲਾਇ ਚਿਤ!!

    If you make friends with the self-willed Mamukhs, O friend, who can you ask for peace?
    Make friends with the Gurmukhs, And focus your consciousness on the True Guru!
    ~ SGGS Ji: Ang 1421
  • Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants!Upload to Facebook
    Not all relationships will lead to marriage, some will help you discover new restaurants!
  • Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes?</br>
Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk.</br>
Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive!Upload to Facebook
    Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes?
    Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk.
    Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive!
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