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  • I love modern technology. I can type a few letters on a screen and offend an idiot thousands of miles away!</br>
#SocialMediaUpload to Facebook
    I love modern technology. I can type a few letters on a screen and offend an idiot thousands of miles away!
    #SocialMedia
  • Told my wife to fight her demons and she took a swing at me!Upload to Facebook
    Told my wife to fight her demons and she took a swing at me!
  • There are five types of alcoholics:</br></br>

1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking.</br>
2) ... sorry I forgot!Upload to Facebook
    There are five types of alcoholics:

    1) Who suffer from memory loss, after drinking.
    2) ... sorry I forgot!
  • Let's normalize not asking people about their weekend plans because not everyone has a life!Upload to Facebook
    Let's normalize not asking people about their weekend plans because not everyone has a life!
  • Forget all the worries before and start a new day with complete trust in God.</br>
Good morning and say blessed!Upload to Facebook
    Forget all the worries before and start a new day with complete trust in God.
    Good morning and say blessed!
  • Dear Men,</br>
Never mess with a woman's heart or newly set hair or lipper!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Men,
    Never mess with a woman's heart or newly set hair or lipper!
  • The Priest asked little Johnny: Aren't you scared to meet Satan?</br>
Johnny: You are the one who should be scared because you talk sh*t about him every Sunday!Upload to Facebook
    The Priest asked little Johnny: Aren't you scared to meet Satan?
    Johnny: You are the one who should be scared because you talk sh*t about him every Sunday!
  • Foreigner friend at an Indian wedding, What is this `Haldi` Ceremony?</br>
Indian: It's like getting marinated before the roast!Upload to Facebook
    Foreigner friend at an Indian wedding, What is this "Haldi" Ceremony?
    Indian: It's like getting marinated before the roast!
  • Indians are not responsible for plastic bags in the Ocean.</br>
All our plastic bags are either under our mattress or are in a plastic bag hanging in the kitchen!Upload to Facebook
    Indians are not responsible for plastic bags in the Ocean.
    All our plastic bags are either under our mattress or are in a plastic bag hanging in the kitchen!
  • The good thing about the internet is it gives everyone a voice. The bad thing about the internet is it gives everyone a voice!Upload to Facebook
    The good thing about the internet is it gives everyone a voice. The bad thing about the internet is it gives everyone a voice!
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