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  • Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?</br>
Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do?
    Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day!
  • Tip for husbands:</br>
When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!Upload to Facebook
    Tip for husbands:
    When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life!
  • When your wife asks you why you're late, never say `Why don't you Google it?`.</br>
I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!Upload to Facebook
    When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?".
    I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight!
  • `Following your dreams` does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!Upload to Facebook
    "Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media!
  • I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.</br>
Anyone else has reached this point in their life?Upload to Facebook
    I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet.
    Anyone else has reached this point in their life?
  • I texted my wife `No one like you`. But autocorrect changed it to `No one likes you`.</br>
This could be my last message!Upload to Facebook
    I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you".
    This could be my last message!
  • Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!Upload to Facebook
    Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due!
  • पटना में एक इंटरव्यू!</br>
इंटरव्यूवर: तुम्हारे पास ऐसा क्या अलग है जिसे देख कर हम तुम्हें नौकरी दें?</br>
कैंडिडेट उठ कर खिड़की पर गया गुटका थूकते हुए बोला, `कट्टा देखे हो कभी?`Upload to Facebook
    पटना में एक इंटरव्यू!
    इंटरव्यूवर: तुम्हारे पास ऐसा क्या अलग है जिसे देख कर हम तुम्हें नौकरी दें?
    कैंडिडेट उठ कर खिड़की पर गया गुटका थूकते हुए बोला, "कट्टा देखे हो कभी?"
  • The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...</br>
but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!Upload to Facebook
    The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen...
    but in the end, you have to do what your wife says!
  • 1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance.</br>
10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!Upload to Facebook
    1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance.
    10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense!
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