Wife: Suppose you hit the jackpot of 1 million in a lottery and the same day, someone kidnaps me and demands a ransom of 1 million. What will you do? Husband: I doubt if I can hit two jackpots in one day! |
Tip for husbands: When your wife's suddenly silent, you should listen to her silence very carefully. It could save your life! |
When your wife asks you why you're late, never say "Why don't you Google it?". I learned it the hard way, sleeping again on the couch tonight! |
"Following your dreams" does not exactly means following every single woman on Social Media! |
I am at that age where my mind still thinks I am 25, my sense of humour suggests I am 10, while my body mostly keeps asking if I am sure I am not dead yet. Anyone else has reached this point in their life? |
I texted my wife "No one like you". But autocorrect changed it to "No one likes you". This could be my last message! |
Procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it's due! |
पटना में एक इंटरव्यू! इंटरव्यूवर: तुम्हारे पास ऐसा क्या अलग है जिसे देख कर हम तुम्हें नौकरी दें? कैंडिडेट उठ कर खिड़की पर गया गुटका थूकते हुए बोला, "कट्टा देखे हो कभी?" |
The Meghan and Harry story teaches us that you can be the son of a Princess and the grandson of a Queen... but in the end, you have to do what your wife says! |
1st year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called romance. 10th year of marriage: Holding your wife's hands and looking into her eyes, it's called self-defense! |