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![My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.</br>
Eventually, I folded!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry. Eventually, I folded! -
![Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai?</br>
Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double!]()
Upload to Facebook Crush: Tumhare Andar Kuch Talent Hai? Boy: Pyaar Karke Dekho 25 Din Mein Pyaar Double! -
![Toothache gives more pain than heartbreak!]()
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![Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window, `I am gonna make your life a living hell.`</br>
I yelled back, `Thanks, but I am not looking for a relationship right now!`]()
Upload to Facebook Some angry guy with road rage just yelled out of his window, "I am gonna make your life a living hell." I yelled back, "Thanks, but I am not looking for a relationship right now!" -
![Patience and silence are two powerful energies.</br>
Patience makes you mentally strong.</br>
Silence makes you emotionally strong.</br>
Good Morning!]()
Upload to Facebook Patience and silence are two powerful energies. Patience makes you mentally strong. Silence makes you emotionally strong. Good Morning! -
![A psychiatrist is a person who asks you so many questions for money that your wife asks you for free!]()
Upload to Facebook A psychiatrist is a person who asks you so many questions for money that your wife asks you for free! -
![The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining.</br>
Even nature is against me getting fit!]()
Upload to Facebook The day I even think about going for a jog it starts raining. Even nature is against me getting fit! -
![When I see `wife is typing` and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life!]()
Upload to Facebook When I see "wife is typing" and it stays that way for 5 minutes, I drive to the airport, catch a flight to another country and start a new life! -
![I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese.</br>
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards!]()
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![My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty.</br>
I said because she is a pessimist!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist!
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