Life doesn't get easier. You get weirder! |
What happens when you put your hand in a blender? You get a hand shake! |
Praising another woman in front of your wife is like smoking a cigarette at a petrol pump! |
Last night during the argument, my wife and I had some words, but I never got a chance to use mine! |
The best way to win an argument with your wife is to fake a heart attack! |
People who don't agree with something I say, it's Okay. You are entitled to your wrong opinion! |
Mosquito is the most amazing singer in the world. Even if you hate its song, it makes you clap! |
Billboards thanking Modi ji for the Covid vaccine have been put up in Canada. Billboards thanking Modi ji for cooking gas have been removed from some petrol pumps in India. The science of political equilibrium! |
Math Problem of the day: If George is 73 and his girlfriend is 26, how much money does George have? |
There is no deodorant to cover up the stench of a bad attitude. Be nice to people! |