Experience the mystical beauty on the auspicious night of Maha Shivratri and feel Lord Shiva's divine presence. Happy Maha Shivratri! |
The mere utterance of Om Namah Shivaya with utmost devotion is enough to make you feel the power of God within you. Happy Maha Shivratri to you! |
Discover your hidden potential and the inner self as you meditate on the thought of reaching closer to Lord Shiva on the occasion of Maha Shivratri! |
Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too." The second man dies! |
Pro Tip: Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly! |
What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get? The director's cut! |
I always take my problems to Tommy. Hilfiger something out! |
My son asked me, "What does deja vu mean?" I said, "I have a feeling you asked me this before!" |
One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you are old! |
Those who judge will never understand and those who understand will never judge! |