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  • Experience the mystical beauty on the auspicious night of Maha Shivratri and feel Lord Shiva's divine presence.<br/>
Happy Maha Shivratri!Upload to Facebook
    Experience the mystical beauty on the auspicious night of Maha Shivratri and feel Lord Shiva's divine presence.
    Happy Maha Shivratri!
  • The mere utterance of Om Namah Shivaya with utmost devotion is enough to make you feel the power of God within you.<br/>
Happy Maha Shivratri to you!Upload to Facebook
    The mere utterance of Om Namah Shivaya with utmost devotion is enough to make you feel the power of God within you.
    Happy Maha Shivratri to you!
  • Discover your hidden potential and the inner self as you meditate on the thought of reaching closer to Lord Shiva on the occasion of Maha Shivratri!Upload to Facebook
    Discover your hidden potential and the inner self as you meditate on the thought of reaching closer to Lord Shiva on the occasion of Maha Shivratri!
  • Two men walk into a bar.</br>
One man orders H2O. The other says, `I'll have H2O too.`</br>
The second man dies!Upload to Facebook
    Two men walk into a bar.
    One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O too."
    The second man dies!
  • Pro Tip:</br>
Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?</br>
The director's cut!Upload to Facebook
    What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get?
    The director's cut!
  • I always take my problems to Tommy.</br>
Hilfiger something out!Upload to Facebook
    I always take my problems to Tommy.
    Hilfiger something out!
  • My son asked me, `What does deja vu mean?`</br>
I said, `I have a feeling you asked me this before!`Upload to Facebook
    My son asked me, "What does deja vu mean?"
    I said, "I have a feeling you asked me this before!"
  • One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.</br>
If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you are old!Upload to Facebook
    One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people.
    If they laugh, you are still young. If they panic and start running towards you, you are old!
  • Those who judge will never understand and those who understand will never judge!Upload to Facebook
    Those who judge will never understand and those who understand will never judge!
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