Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong? Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question? |
My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday! |
I prayed to God to remove the fakes. Now my sneakers are missing! |
Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it. It's half-empty! |
Women have proved that a courageous and confident woman is much more powerful than an armed woman. A toast to all the brave women on this Women's Day! |
Enjoy this day as it is solely for you. We are glad to have you all beautiful and strong women with us. Happy Women's Day to all the wonderful ladies! |
You are beautiful inside out, and this is what makes you the best creation of God. Happy Women's Day! |
She is a believer, she is a doer, she is an achiever. She is a woman, she is 'You'. Happy Women's Day! |
Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late! |
Admitting fault will temporarily bruise your ego but unrelenting stubbornness will eventually destroy a relationship! |