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  • Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong?</br>
Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question?Upload to Facebook
    Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong?
    Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question?
  • My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.</br>
That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is blaming me for ruining her birthday.
    That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was her birthday!
  • I prayed to God to remove the fakes.</br>
Now my sneakers are missing!Upload to Facebook
    I prayed to God to remove the fakes.
    Now my sneakers are missing!
  • Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.</br>
It's half-empty!Upload to Facebook
    Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have a pessimistic thought I put a dollar in it.
    It's half-empty!
  • Women have proved that a courageous and confident woman is much more powerful than an armed woman.</br>
A toast to all the brave women on this Women's Day!Upload to Facebook
    Women have proved that a courageous and confident woman is much more powerful than an armed woman.
    A toast to all the brave women on this Women's Day!
  • Enjoy this day as it is solely for you. We are glad to have you all beautiful and strong women with us.</br>
Happy Women's Day to all the wonderful ladies!Upload to Facebook
    Enjoy this day as it is solely for you. We are glad to have you all beautiful and strong women with us.
    Happy Women's Day to all the wonderful ladies!
  • You are beautiful inside out, and this is what makes you the best creation of God.</br>
Happy Women's Day!Upload to Facebook
    You are beautiful inside out, and this is what makes you the best creation of God.
    Happy Women's Day!
  • She is a believer, she is a doer, she is an achiever. She is a woman, she is 'You'.</br>
Happy Women's Day!Upload to Facebook
    She is a believer, she is a doer, she is an achiever. She is a woman, she is 'You'.
    Happy Women's Day!
  • Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!Upload to Facebook
    Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late!
  • Admitting fault will temporarily bruise your ego but unrelenting stubbornness will eventually destroy a relationship!Upload to Facebook
    Admitting fault will temporarily bruise your ego but unrelenting stubbornness will eventually destroy a relationship!
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