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![Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business.</br>
Banta: What business?</br>
Santa: To mind my own business!]()
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![My wife asked me to do that thing she likes tonight.</br>
So I'll be cleaning both bathrooms and ordering her take-out!]()
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![A Punjabi kid asked his mother, `How do you say please?`</br>
Mother: We don't use that word!]()
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![Fuel prices in India are so high that even stray dogs have stopped running after passing cars.</br>
What will they do with it if they catch it? Can't afford to drive it now!]()
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![Don't believe the stereotype that women with cats are crazy.</br>
That's not true, all women are crazy!]()
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![I get ignored so much...</br>
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that my name should be Terms & Conditions!]()
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![I am so middle class, I believe expired sanitizers kill more germs!]()
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![Your funeral would be the only thing you attend and miss at the same time!]()
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![Like the sunlight slowly fades the night's darkness away, may all your troubles be gone by the love of God.</br>
Good morning and have a blissful day!]()
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![Wife: Good morning my sweet, loving, caring and charming husband.</br>
Husband: That money you saw in the wardrobe is not mine!]()
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