Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was! |
Sometimes our life has to be completely shaken up, changed, and rearranged to relocate us to the place we are meant to be! |
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it! |
When you fully trust someone without any doubt, you get one of these two results: A person for life or A lesson for life! |
Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that... It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit! |
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one... . . . . . . . Whiskey Powder! |
They say wives don't accept their mistakes. My wife accepts her mistake daily by saying, "I have made a big mistake by marrying you!" |
Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news, please. Doctor: We are naming a disease after you! |
During Exam: Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying. Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone! |
English: Don't worry Mahesh. Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar! |