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  • Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,<br/>
WFH is `Work from Home` not `Work from Himachal`!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
    WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
  • Why do astronauts use Linux?<br/>
Because you can't open Windows in space!Upload to Facebook
    Why do astronauts use Linux?
    Because you can't open Windows in space!
  • In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!Upload to Facebook
    In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach!
  • As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!Upload to Facebook
    As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
  • I was forced to swallow purple food color.<br/>
I feel violated!Upload to Facebook
    I was forced to swallow purple food color.
    I feel violated!
  • Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?<br/>
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!Upload to Facebook
    Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
    Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!
  • Sympathy... you can get from anyone.<br/>
But jealousy... you have to earn it!Upload to Facebook
    Sympathy... you can get from anyone.
    But jealousy... you have to earn it!
  • Respect is the foundation of any relationship. So to form a strong relationship, start respecting!Upload to Facebook
    Respect is the foundation of any relationship. So to form a strong relationship, start respecting!
  • Prayer is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens. We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Prayer is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens. We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us.
    Good Morning!
  • Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.<br/>
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!Upload to Facebook
    Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
    I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!
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