Dear Punjabis and Delhiites, WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"! |
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can't open Windows in space! |
In a battle between my heart and my head... I always listen to my stomach! |
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep! |
I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated! |
Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness? Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it! |
Sympathy... you can get from anyone. But jealousy... you have to earn it! |
Respect is the foundation of any relationship. So to form a strong relationship, start respecting! |
Prayer is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens. We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us. Good Morning! |
Certain beers give me a terrible hangover. I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer! |