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  • Your responsibility, guidance, and protection kept us united, made us strong, and taught us to stand tall above all.<br/>
Happy Father's Day to you!Upload to Facebook
    Your responsibility, guidance, and protection kept us united, made us strong, and taught us to stand tall above all.
    Happy Father's Day to you!
  • Life is not a fairy tale, still you raised me like a princess. You are the true king of my heart. I love you so much.<br/>
Happy Father's Day, dear dad!Upload to Facebook
    Life is not a fairy tale, still you raised me like a princess. You are the true king of my heart. I love you so much.
    Happy Father's Day, dear dad!
  • Yoga is like music.<br/>
The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life.<br/>
Happy International Yoga Day!Upload to Facebook
    Yoga is like music.
    The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life.
    Happy International Yoga Day!
  • Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?<br/>
Candidate: 40 Years<br/>
Interviewer: What's your age?<br/>
Candidate: 30 Years<br/>
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?<br/>
Candidate: Overtime!Upload to Facebook
    Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?
    Candidate: 40 Years
    Interviewer: What's your age?
    Candidate: 30 Years
    Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?
    Candidate: Overtime!
  • For the James Bond fans:<br/>
James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?<br/>
Son: 95%... 38.95%...Upload to Facebook
    For the James Bond fans:
    James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?
    Son: 95%... 38.95%...
  • What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza?<br/>
One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza?
    One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat!
  • Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
    Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!
  • I don't trust parents who don't cuss.<br/>
There's no way you can have kids and not swear!Upload to Facebook
    I don't trust parents who don't cuss.
    There's no way you can have kids and not swear!
  • Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you.<br/>
Me: When is that, next year?Upload to Facebook
    Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you.
    Me: When is that, next year?
  • I hate when people confuse education with intelligence.<br/>
You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when people confuse education with intelligence.
    You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot!
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