Your responsibility, guidance, and protection kept us united, made us strong, and taught us to stand tall above all. Happy Father's Day to you! |
Life is not a fairy tale, still you raised me like a princess. You are the true king of my heart. I love you so much. Happy Father's Day, dear dad! |
Yoga is like music. The rhythm of the body, the melody of the mind and the harmony of the soul create the symphony of life. Happy International Yoga Day! |
Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job? Candidate: 40 Years Interviewer: What's your age? Candidate: 30 Years Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible? Candidate: Overtime! |
For the James Bond fans: James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi? Son: 95%... 38.95%... |
What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza? One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat! |
Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls. Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! |
I don't trust parents who don't cuss. There's no way you can have kids and not swear! |
Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you. Me: When is that, next year? |
I hate when people confuse education with intelligence. You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot! |