The truth shall always win unless you're a husband. Then even the truth cannot save you from losing! |
My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape. It's a big step forward for her! |
Change is the essence of life. From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'. Men have come a long way! #lockdown #Covid19 |
When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver. When a woman drinks, it is said to damage her character. I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character! |
If you cringe at your past behaviour, that's a sign of growth! |
Industrialists have demanded, industries to be opened. Shopkeepers have demanded, shops to be allowed to remain open. Priests have demanded, temples to be opened. I am proud of our students, not even once they demanded that college/school should be open. This is the obedience of our children towards the law and full co-operation with the govt. during this difficult time! |
Once you are over 25, you don't need an alarm. Your problems will wake you up right on time! |
If you fix your routine and improve your time management skills. Most of your problems will be solved! |
Nano Second: Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!" |
After 3 months of drinking hot lemon water with honey, I have lost 5 kg lemons and 1kg honey! |