I was thinking of trying intermittent fasting. When I woke up, I realized I didn't eat the entire time I was sleeping. This fasting thing is a piece of cake! |
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway? #Crypto |
Delhi starts home delivery of liquor: Pfizer Nahi To Budweiser Hi Sahi! |
A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free? Baker: No, it costs money! |
What do you call two guys hanging from your window? Curt and Rod! |
Before Surgery: Patient: Are you nervous? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Is this your first time? Doctor: No, I have been nervous many times before! |
I wasn't much fun last year having a broken neck. But at least now I can look back and laugh! |
My kids said they wanted to try something new this summer so I showed them how to vacuum & do laundry! |
Spot cleaning is great because I just pick one spot to clean and I'm done. ~ A tired housewife |
My teenage son asked if he could `opt-out` of the family road trip. I told him that if opting out was an option I would have done that years ago! |