Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he returns with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items, she returns with 54! #MarriageFacts |
The most difficult language to learn is not Chinese, it's your wife's silence! |
CBSE/ICSE Boards should learn and follow BCCI and hold exams in UAE! |
During the first year of marriage, my wife thought I was dumb. But after 10 years of carefully observing my behavior, now she's pretty sure about it! |
Waiter: Sir Kya Order Hai? Man: Mere Liye Butter Chicken, Matar Paneer, or Parantha. Waiter: Sir, Madam Ke Liye? Man: Kuch Nahi, Woh Sirf Bhaav Khaati Hai! |
After a long time, I told my hot co-worker how I felt. She felt the same. So I turned on the air conditioner! |
New Law: Calling up anyone to ask, "How's business?" will be punishable under IPC 498 (Mental Harassment)! #Fun #Covid19 |
Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh! |
If you are feeling useless, just remember that someone is a lifeguard for the Olympic Swimming Events! |
What is the best time to... 6:30 You didn't let me finish. It doesn't matter. 6:30 is always the best time on the clock. Hands down! |