I have 2nd vaccination joke, but when they didn't get the first one how will they get the 2nd one! |
BREAKING NEWS: A Nigerian man dies and authorities found $27 Billion in his apartment. He had been trying to give it away for 15 years but nobody replied to his e-mails! |
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody! |
Guys, if in any case Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and WhatsApp get banned. I am available on ArogyaSetu! |
Friend 1: How long have you been working at that office? Friend 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me! |
That "No alcohol beyond this point" might as well say, "Bet you can't chug that whole beer."! |
Priyanka - 38 Years Nick - 26 Years Malaika - 48 Years Arjun - 33 Years Anjali - 52 Years Sachin - 46 Years Me - 60+ Years Glenfiddich - 18 Years Nothing else matters if you love each other! |
The paradox of life: Just when your income starts reaching a point where food prices don't matter anymore, Calories start to matter! |
Do you think your life is hard? Think about a Doctor who has a crush on a nurse and still has to call her Sister! |
I and the wife went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight. Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem. He said well take these drinks to table 10! |