Quiet people are talkative to those who they trust. They're not shy, they're just not trusting most people! |
Rely on the teachings, not on the person. Rely on the meaning, not on the words. Rely on the real-life, not on the dreams. Rely on the wisdom, not on the mind inside. ~ Buddha Happy Buddha Purnima! |
Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam! Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada! Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim! Happy Buddha Purnima! |
My wife completely ignores me when she watches Netflix. I renewed my subscription for further 10 years! |
My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'! |
Wife: I am leaving, I'm sick of you wearing a different t-shirt every hour. Husband: Wait. I can change! |
Bunty: Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet? Pappu: Brochure! |
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping. He is in for a rude awakening! |
Does anyone know any good sword-fighting puns? I'm trying to think of any words that have... . . . . . ...a duel meaning! |
I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the damn script! |