Asli Sukh: Gaadi X Bangla X Naukar X Bukhar Nahi √ Khansi Nahi √ Oxygen Level 95 √ Khane Mein Swad Bhi Aur Khshubu Bhi √ |
If you can't acknowledge the fact that you were stupid as a kid, you're probably still stupid as an adult! |
We forget about dreams when we enter reality, but we also forget about reality when we enter dreams! |
It's surprising there aren't any conspiracy theories that the ocean is bottomless because most people have never been to the seafloor! |
IPL2021 postponed indefinitely No one wants RCB to win! |
Bill and Melinda Gates soon to get a divorce. Hence proved that even the world's richest man cannot keep his wife happy! |
If your girlfriend visits you during the lockdown. Don't marry her. If the government can't control her, what chance do you have? |
My new year's resolution was to lose 10 Kgs by the end of April. Happy to announce that I only got 15 Kgs to go! |
According to my wife, the top three reasons why she likes me: 1. I'm humorous 2. I'm handsome 3. She has bad taste |
Kids probably don't realize it yet, but pretending to be asleep is a skill that will come in handy for the rest of their lives! |