What did the computer say to the other after a 16-hour car ride? "Damn that was a hard drive!" |
As a kid, a friend living 15 minutes was really far away. As an adult, a friend living 15 minutes away is really close! |
When a 60 yr old man sits alone he appears his full age. When 2 office friends, 60 yrs old come together, then they appear only 30/30. When 3 college friends, 60 yrs old meet together, then they appear only 20/20/20. When 6 school friends, 60yrs old join together, then they appear as school children. This is the Mathematics of Friendship! |
Mount the tent of celebration, Lift the hands of labor across the oceans, for workers who build a great world. Happy Labour Day! |
You deserve a big celebration for getting the job done every time. This is your day to relax, unwind, and enjoy the company of good friends. Happy Labour Day! |
You don't remember the vast majority of your own life. All the sleeping, eating, and sitting around you do will add up to years of unretrievable memories! |
Wives are like small children, you've to be worried and careful when they're silent! |
The government says we should have a cashless economy soon. No worries, married life has already prepared me for that! |
Kal Biwi Khaane Mein Namak Daalna Bhool Gayi Aur Main Sara Din Isi Tension Mein Ghoom Raha Tha Ki Taste Aana Band Ho Geya Hai! |
8 hours of drinking is binge drinking; 8 hours of TV is binge-watching; But 8 hours of sleep is barely enough! |