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![Before marriage:<br/>
Husband: I love your curves.<br/>
Wife: You naughty boy.<br/><br/>
After marriage:<br/>
Husband: I love your curves.<br/>
Wife: Are you calling me fat?]()
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Husband: I love your curves.
Wife: You naughty boy.
After marriage:
Husband: I love your curves.
Wife: Are you calling me fat? -
![I told my son he shouldn't listen to losers.<br/>
Now he won't talk to me!]()
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Now he won't talk to me! -
![I just called the paranoia hotline.<br/>
A guy answered, `How did you get this number?!`]()
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A guy answered, "How did you get this number?!" -
![What's the difference between a cat and a comma?<br/>
One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause!]()
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One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause! -
![Dear Boys,<br/>
Crush Ke Saath Late Night Conversations Ko Pyaar Mat Samjho,<br/>
Ho Sakta Hai Uska Boyfriend Jaldi So Geya Ho!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Boys,
Crush Ke Saath Late Night Conversations Ko Pyaar Mat Samjho,
Ho Sakta Hai Uska Boyfriend Jaldi So Geya Ho! -
![My wife said I'd gotten fat since she married me.<br/>
I said `Yeah, you got 50% more of me. That's a great return on investment!`]()
Upload to Facebook My wife said I'd gotten fat since she married me.
I said "Yeah, you got 50% more of me. That's a great return on investment!" -
![Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?<br/>
Because deep down they're really good people!]()
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Because deep down they're really good people! -
![Life doesn't just throw the things to you that you desire most. You have to earn them with every bit of your blood and sweat!]()
Upload to Facebook Life doesn't just throw the things to you that you desire most. You have to earn them with every bit of your blood and sweat! -
![I always tell my kids, no matter what, always do whatever their heart tells them to do.<br/>
But also to check with their mother first... if it's OK with her!]()
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But also to check with their mother first... if it's OK with her! -
![Women never argue. They just ferociously explain why you're wrong!]()
Upload to Facebook Women never argue. They just ferociously explain why you're wrong!
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