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~ Author UnknownI don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate. -
~ Author UnknownThe two rules of procrastination:
1) Do it today.
2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. -
~ Author UnknownIf you don't get lost, there's a chance you may never be found. -
~ Author UnknownI don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast. -
![Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind.]()
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~ Author UnknownOur days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind. -
![A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.]()
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~ Author UnknownA diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. -
~ Author UnknownOne woman's hobby might very well be another woman's hubby. -
![Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.]()
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~ Author UnknownOpportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. -
![Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.]()
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~ Author UnknownMiddle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. -
~ Author UnknownA river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.
