Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success. |
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. |
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. |
A committee is a group of the unwilling chosen form the unfit, to do the unnecessary. |
The best feeling in the world is realizing that you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed. |
The same girl who laughs and talks a lot and seems very happy is also the girl who may cry herself to sleep. |
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. |
Those who believe money can do everything are frequently prepared to do everything for money. |
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. |
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. |