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~ Author UnknownIf drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. -
![A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.]()
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~ Author UnknownA bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn. -
![Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?]()
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~ Author UnknownWhy torture yourself when life will do it for you? -
![It's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.]()
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~ Author UnknownIt's always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped. -
![When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.]()
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~ Author UnknownWhen a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. -
![If at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment.]()
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~ Author UnknownIf at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. -
~ Author UnknownI don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! -
~ Author UnknownNo one realizes the beauty of love, until you're caught in it. -
![It's easier to apologize than ask for permission.]()
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~ Author UnknownEnglish is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway.
