| Never ruin an apology with an excuse. |
| Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
| There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. |
| Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise. |
| A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one. |
| A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. |
| A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. |
| Necessity never makes a good bargain. |
| A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be sleeping enough in the grave. |
| Beware the hobby that eats. |