| Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. |
| Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing. |
| There is no sincerer love than the love of food. |
| It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. |
| Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. |
| A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. |
| A man never tells you anything until you contradict him. |
| Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. |
| There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. |
| You cannot change your future... but, u can change ur habits... And sure ur habits will change ur future. |