Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartache makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap! |
If you are offended by my sarcasm? Then pardon me, I didn't know you were not smart enough to understand it! |
Husband: Why are you always on your phone? Wife: Because it's the only way I can get intelligent conversation around here! |
Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers? Banta: Why? Santa: Professional courtesy! ======================= |
Balance is not something you find. It's something you create! |
Surrender and let the winds of change guide you in a new direction. Good Morning and have a great week! |
What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match? You're a great sport... when you lose! |
Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do? Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there! |
Girl: I wish you were more romantic. Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza! |
Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not? Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children! |