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  • My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me!Upload to Facebook
    My wife always has a PowerPoint presentation kept ready in case someone asks her what's wrong with me!
  • Afghanistan has banned Chess, calling it a dangerous game. Reasons are:<br/>

1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.<br/>
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.<br/>
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.<br/>
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.<br/>
5. And... most importantly, there's only ONE Queen!Upload to Facebook
    Afghanistan has banned Chess, calling it a dangerous game. Reasons are:
    1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
    2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
    3. Queen is more powerful than the King.
    4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
    5. And... most importantly, there's only ONE Queen!
  • Doctor, doctor... All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!<br/>
Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor, doctor... All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!
    Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease!
  • I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.<br/>
Let me tell you, it was no small feet!Upload to Facebook
    I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.
    Let me tell you, it was no small feet!
  • You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?<br/>
That's just your soul healing!Upload to Facebook
    You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey?
    That's just your soul healing!
  • A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
The patient drank it and answered, `Neither. I am a problem solver!`Upload to Facebook
    A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
    The patient drank it and answered, "Neither. I am a problem solver!"
  • Breaking News:<br/>
The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
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New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
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Inconvenience is regretted!Upload to Facebook
    Breaking News:
    The 3rd wave of Covid-19 has been postponed as all Media Houses are busy covering the Afghan crisis and have forgotten about Covid.
    New release dates of all variants of Covid will be announced soon.
    Inconvenience is regretted!
  • After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:<br/>
Pakistan<br/>
Russia<br/>
Iran<br/>
China<br/>
The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan!Upload to Facebook
    After BRICS nations we now have the PRIC nations:
    Pakistan
    Russia
    Iran
    China
    The only four having operating embassies in Afghanistan!
  • What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?<br/>

A literalist takes things literally.<br/>
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!Upload to Facebook
    What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
    A literalist takes things literally.
    A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!
  • What does Dad do to remain married?<br/>
Keeps Mum!Upload to Facebook
    What does Dad do to remain married?
    Keeps Mum!
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