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![Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
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![Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
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![Whenever my wife uses the phrase `I was thinking.`<br/>
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![Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:<br/>
(1) Smoke detector<br/>
(2) Police siren<br/>
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