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  • The actual meaning of Morning is `More + Inning`, which means one more inning given by God to play & serve humanity.</br>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    The actual meaning of Morning is "More + Inning", which means one more inning given by God to play & serve humanity.
    Good Morning!
  • My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.</br>
Or did she?Upload to Facebook
    My last girlfriend said I was unnecessarily mysterious.
    Or did she?
  • Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?</br>
Dad: No sun!Upload to Facebook
    Son: Dad, do you know why it's so dark at night?
    Dad: No sun!
  • Got my second shot now.</br>
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Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!Upload to Facebook
    Got my second shot now.
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    Waiting for the bartender to come back so that I can have a third shot!
  • The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!Upload to Facebook
    The most difficult years of marriage are those following the wedding!
  • Speak English</br>
Kiss French</br>
Drive German</br>
Dress Italian</br>
Spend Arab</br>
Party Caribbean</br>
and live life King Size.</br>
But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!Upload to Facebook
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King Size.
    But if you can't abuse in Punjabi. You never lived!
  • People say being a waiter is a bad job.</br></br>

...but, hey, it puts food on the table!Upload to Facebook
    People say being a waiter is a bad job.

    ...but, hey, it puts food on the table!
  • Radhe Review:</br>
I know you guys don't know him. But I have a friend who has been in a wheelchair most of his life. And today he stood up to switch off the tv while watching this movie!Upload to Facebook
    Radhe Review:
    I know you guys don't know him. But I have a friend who has been in a wheelchair most of his life. And today he stood up to switch off the tv while watching this movie!
  • Guys, please be safe!!</br>
Early trends show that both Covaxin and Covishield have zero efficacy against the movie Radhe!Upload to Facebook
    Guys, please be safe!!
    Early trends show that both Covaxin and Covishield have zero efficacy against the movie Radhe!
  • The vaccine situation in India is like looking for a bride for marriage.</br>
First, you are not ready; then you don't like any; then you don't get any.</br>
Those who got are unhappy, thinking maybe the other one would have been better; then those who did not get, want to marry anyone from anywhere!Upload to Facebook
    The vaccine situation in India is like looking for a bride for marriage.
    First, you are not ready; then you don't like any; then you don't get any.
    Those who got are unhappy, thinking maybe the other one would have been better; then those who did not get, want to marry anyone from anywhere!
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