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  • Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is everything.</br>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is everything.
    Good Morning!
  • One of the biggest lies ever:</br>
Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!Upload to Facebook
    One of the biggest lies ever:
    Your call is important to us. Our representative will speak to you shortly!
  • Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:</br></br>

1 Sunrise</br></br>

2 Sunset</br></br>

3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to youUpload to Facebook
    Three things are guaranteed in the life of a husband:

    1 Sunrise

    2 Sunset

    3 Your wife's mad at you for a reason unknown to you
  • My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.</br>
He smelled funny the whole day!Upload to Facebook
    My friend once used laughing gas as a deodorant.
    He smelled funny the whole day!
  • Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream!Upload to Facebook
    Being a child is wishing you could eat the whole tub of ice cream. Being an adult is wishing you didn't eat the whole tub of ice cream!
  • Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there!Upload to Facebook
    Someday your room will belong to someone else, and they won't have any idea about all the memories you've spent there!
  • You know the world is messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you!Upload to Facebook
    You know the world is messed up when you have to wonder why someone is being nice to you!
  • Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!Upload to Facebook
    Marriage is for those people who think life is easy and want to level up the difficulty level from easy to super hard!
  • Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry!Upload to Facebook
    Our treadmill had to be sent to the shop for service. Now I don't have a place to hang the dirty laundry!
  • Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it.</br>
Thank me later!Upload to Facebook
    Guys, when your wife asks you to take a photo of hers, don't just take one photo. Instead, take at least 50 photos from different angles. Women love it.
    Thank me later!
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