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  • Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car.<br/>
Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.?Upload to Facebook
    Punjab imposes strict Covid-19 curbs. Only two people in one car.
    Since I am single, who'll provide the second person, the state govt. or the central govt.?
  • Dozing off while watching something is no different from bedtime stories!Upload to Facebook
    Dozing off while watching something is no different from bedtime stories!
  • Do you know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses?<br/>
Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know how your body temperature increases to destroy viruses?
    Maybe the earth is trying to do the same thing!
  • You don't always have to tell your side of the story.<br/>
Time Will!Upload to Facebook
    You don't always have to tell your side of the story.
    Time Will!
  • What if today we were just grateful for everything!<br/>
Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    What if today we were just grateful for everything!
    Good Day!
  • A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it!Upload to Facebook
    A bad attitude is like a flat tyre, you can't go anywhere until you change it!
  • A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!Upload to Facebook
    A husband becomes suspicious when his wife is suddenly sad. A wife becomes suspicious when her husband is suddenly happy!
  • Son: What's GPS?</br>
Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.</br>
Son: So it's Mom?Upload to Facebook
    Son: What's GPS?
    Father: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Son: So it's Mom?
  • Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me.</br>
Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: What do you mean women don't like me? You were there last week when two women were fighting over me.
    Wife: They were two lady doctors and they were arguing if you had to be given enema or not!
  • In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!Upload to Facebook
    In our marriage, an unanimous decision means what my wife decides!
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