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![Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: How about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No.<br/>
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!]()
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Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Banta: No.
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![Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?<br/>
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!]()
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Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life! -
![Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.<br/>
~ A Housewife]()
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~ A Housewife -
![Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!<br/>
Boy: What?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do!]()
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Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
Boy: What?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do! -
![Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?<br/>
Banta: Really? What is it?<br/>
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!]()
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Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media! -
![Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings!]()
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![Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!]()
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Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind! -
![Pappu was eating chips.<br/>
Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?<br/>
Pappu: Yes<br/>
Jeeto: What?<br/>
Pappu: Weight!]()
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Jeeto: Is there anything you will gain out of eating such things?
Pappu: Yes
Jeeto: What?
Pappu: Weight! -
![Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume! -
![Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?<br/>
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!]()
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Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!
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