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![Boy: I Love You <br/>
Girl: I need some time and distance. <br/>
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai?]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: I Love You
Girl: I need some time and distance.
Boy: Kyon Velocity Nikalni Hai? -
![Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? <br/>
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi? <br/>
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Laung? <br/>
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!]()
Upload to Facebook Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!SantaBanta / Pinglish / Funny -
![Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood? <br/>
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile? <br/>
Boy: Do you want to break-up with me?]()
Upload to Facebook Boy: What can I do to uplift your mood?
Girl: Can you switch off your mobile?
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![A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.<br/>
Girl: Hey?<br/>
Boy: I can't sleep.<br/>
Girl: But I can... Good Night!]()
Upload to Facebook A boy sent a text to her girlfriend: Hey.
Girl: Hey?
Boy: I can't sleep.
Girl: But I can... Good Night! -
![I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!]()
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![Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?<br/>
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: Hey babe why are you not talking to me?
Boy: Sorry I was at a funeral.
Girl: Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you! -
![Teacher: What is Anesthesia?<br/>
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is Anesthesia?
Pappu: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi! -
![Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?<br/>
Pappu: Some forwarded messages!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What do you think you'll be getting for Valentines' Day?
Pappu: Some forwarded messages! -
![Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi?]()
Upload to Facebook Maths teacher to Pappu, If you have Rs. 1000/- in one pocket & Rs. 1000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Main Kite Apne Piyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Paa Layi? -
![Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!]()
Upload to Facebook Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
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