Funny Quotes

  • The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters.
    ~ Jean-Paul Kauffmann
  • I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
    ~ Milton Berle
  • Dear Math, I'm not therapist. So solve your own problems.Upload to Facebook
    Dear Math, I'm not therapist. So solve your own problems.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor.
    ~ Author Unknown
  • I wonder whether those of our political masters who have been put in charge of the defence of the country can distinguish for a mortar from a motor; a gun from a howitzer; a guerrilla from a gorilla, although a great many resemble the later.
    ~ Sam Manekshaw
  • Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
    ~ R. E. Shay
  • It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
    ~ Joe E. Lewis
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