The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. |
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. |
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. |
Dear Math, I'm not therapist. So solve your own problems. |
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. |
The only man who sticks closer to you in adversity than a friend is a creditor. |
I wonder whether those of our political masters who have been put in charge of the defence of the country can distinguish for a mortar from a motor; a gun from a howitzer; a guerrilla from a gorilla, although a great many resemble the later. |
Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. |
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. |
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. |